Single integrated device that replaces three separate instruments required for cutting and clamping a newborn child's umbilical cord. It performs both the surgical cutting and the clamping procedure in one single-handed action, while attaching a friendly koala character to clamp the newborn's navel. Its single-handed ambidextrous design prevents bio-hazardous blood spray, clamps a wide range of umbilical cord shapes and is simple enough for lay people to use. Product exceeds all the cost and efficacy requirements of the two major sales channels: physicians and hospitals.